SStuff so far
POD RACING REWRITE TO BE MEETING WITH ANAKIN ABOUT FIXING THE SHIP
SCENE DARTH MAUL
DOOKU
Vaderlicious
Sword Fights
Jokes
Darth Trump
Great stuff but where does it go?
THINGS TO WORK ON
Love story--Sadie Merkley
lets start at the very begining.....Lyndee
POD RACING REWRITE TO BE MEETING WITH ANAKIN ABOUT FIXING THE SHIP
SCENE DARTH MAUL
DOOKU
Vaderlicious
Sword Fights
Jokes
Darth Trump
Great stuff but where does it go?
THINGS TO WORK ON
Love story--Sadie Merkley
lets start at the very begining.....Lyndee
THE BEGINNINGS OF A SCRIPT
Intro--Hannah's Scene
(Scene takes place outside a movie theatre, where hundreds of Star Wars maniacs have gathered, eagerly awaiting midnight and premiere of Star Wars Episode VII. Each member of the line is dressed in some Star Wars cosplay or another (ex. Chewbacca, Yoda, Han Solo, etc.) except for one boy. He’s dressed in a regular t-shirt and jeans, and it’s blatantly obvious he doesn’t belong, and isn’t particularly thrilled to be there . He’s accompanied by his girlfriend, maybe sister? Sarah, clearly an avid stars wars fan, dressed to the nines as Princess Leia. They appear to be arguing.)
blah blah blah argue argue.
Boy: Okay, fine, I haven’t seen a single Star Wars movie before this, but I just don’t see the big deal. I mean, so what I don’t know the difference between a droid and a cookie…I mean wookie,
(nearby cosplay Chewbacca lets out an offended grunt)
Whatever. It’s just like every other action movie ever written. Good guys. Bad guys. Huge climax is big fight with lots of guns and explosions. Someone important always dies, but ultimately the heroes win, love conquers all, blah blah, blah. You can’t honestly tell me Star Wars is that much different?
(Ernie, the ultimate star wars enthusiast, standing directly behind them, takes notice.)
Ernie:You ignorant swine.
Boy: Excuse me?
Ernie:Star Wars isn’t just a brilliant film, with riveting characters, complete with tragic backstories, set to John William’s angelic score, directed by the god that is George Lucas- may his name be ever praised (makes humble religious gesture), but it’s also the symbol of the entire universe.
Boy: Uh… Ernie:(not dissuaded) I’ve dedicated my whole life to the GFFA
Boy: The GFF- What?
Ernie:The Galaxy Far, Far Away… Laser-brained idiot…. I’ve spent hours compiling research, studying the eclectic language of Huttese, and memorizing star coordinates. Not mention, my lifelong dedication to gaining the sculpted physique of Harrison Ford. (unwraps a twinkie, with whom, no doubt, he has a loving relationship, and proceeds to stuff his face) I’ve even written 368 Haikus dedicated to Star Wars. One for every day of year, according to the Galactic Standard Calendar.
Boy: Alright, that’s great and all, but
Erine: (loudly) SPACE. Stillness, and night To the death star I travel To destroy my foes.
Boy: Okay I think I get it-
Ernie (beginning another haiku) : Jedi in training Darth Vader severs left hand You serious, dad?
Boy: (voice dripping with sarcasm) I’m honestly moved by your poetic genius.
Ernie: Pssh. You ain’t seen nothing yet, I’ve composed 48 of them entirely in droid
Boy: That’s really wonderful, but
Ernie: BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEP
Boy: OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! I get it! (Ernie finally stops)
CUE UPTOWN FUNK
Ernie: (Pulling out all six copies of the original star wars movies) I’ve trained my whole life for this.
This one for that ice cold,
The Death Star, that Sith gold.
This one for them Ewoks, them robots, C3PO!
Stylin’, fightin’, living it up in Cloud City.
Got robes on with hoods up;
Gotta save the princess (so pretty)
And we start (Star Wars)
In a galaxy far far away.
Then comes (Star Wars)
Empire rebels on the way.
And here comes (Star Wars)
Obi-Wan come save the day!
Here we go (Star Wars)
Vader…. take it away.
Troopers hit your hallelujah (gun)
Droids hit your hallelujah (beep)
Wookies hit your hallelujah (rrrrrr)
Oh may the force be with ya!
May the force be with ya!
May the force be with ya!
Yoda knows just what we got.
Don’t believe him, just watch.
‘Fore we start
Let me tell y’all a little something.
Lightsaber slice you up,
Lightsaber slice you up (back me up now, y’all).
Lightsaber slice you up,
Lightsaber slice you up……….THIS ONE’S FOR THAT….
Boy: You’re a really huge fan. With all that nerd knowledge, do you think you could just try and summarize the first six movies before we go in?
Yoda: Do or do not. There is no try.
lets start at the very begining.....Lyndee
Anakin Skywalker--Mama Day
(Scene takes place outside a movie theatre, where hundreds of Star Wars maniacs have gathered, eagerly awaiting midnight and premiere of Star Wars Episode VII. Each member of the line is dressed in some Star Wars cosplay or another (ex. Chewbacca, Yoda, Han Solo, etc.) except for one boy. He’s dressed in a regular t-shirt and jeans, and it’s blatantly obvious he doesn’t belong, and isn’t particularly thrilled to be there . He’s accompanied by his girlfriend, maybe sister? Sarah, clearly an avid stars wars fan, dressed to the nines as Princess Leia. They appear to be arguing.)
blah blah blah argue argue.
Boy: Okay, fine, I haven’t seen a single Star Wars movie before this, but I just don’t see the big deal. I mean, so what I don’t know the difference between a droid and a cookie…I mean wookie,
(nearby cosplay Chewbacca lets out an offended grunt)
Whatever. It’s just like every other action movie ever written. Good guys. Bad guys. Huge climax is big fight with lots of guns and explosions. Someone important always dies, but ultimately the heroes win, love conquers all, blah blah, blah. You can’t honestly tell me Star Wars is that much different?
(Ernie, the ultimate star wars enthusiast, standing directly behind them, takes notice.)
Ernie:You ignorant swine.
Boy: Excuse me?
Ernie:Star Wars isn’t just a brilliant film, with riveting characters, complete with tragic backstories, set to John William’s angelic score, directed by the god that is George Lucas- may his name be ever praised (makes humble religious gesture), but it’s also the symbol of the entire universe.
Boy: Uh… Ernie:(not dissuaded) I’ve dedicated my whole life to the GFFA
Boy: The GFF- What?
Ernie:The Galaxy Far, Far Away… Laser-brained idiot…. I’ve spent hours compiling research, studying the eclectic language of Huttese, and memorizing star coordinates. Not mention, my lifelong dedication to gaining the sculpted physique of Harrison Ford. (unwraps a twinkie, with whom, no doubt, he has a loving relationship, and proceeds to stuff his face) I’ve even written 368 Haikus dedicated to Star Wars. One for every day of year, according to the Galactic Standard Calendar.
Boy: Alright, that’s great and all, but
Erine: (loudly) SPACE. Stillness, and night To the death star I travel To destroy my foes.
Boy: Okay I think I get it-
Ernie (beginning another haiku) : Jedi in training Darth Vader severs left hand You serious, dad?
Boy: (voice dripping with sarcasm) I’m honestly moved by your poetic genius.
Ernie: Pssh. You ain’t seen nothing yet, I’ve composed 48 of them entirely in droid
Boy: That’s really wonderful, but
Ernie: BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEP
Boy: OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! I get it! (Ernie finally stops)
CUE UPTOWN FUNK
Ernie: (Pulling out all six copies of the original star wars movies) I’ve trained my whole life for this.
This one for that ice cold,
The Death Star, that Sith gold.
This one for them Ewoks, them robots, C3PO!
Stylin’, fightin’, living it up in Cloud City.
Got robes on with hoods up;
Gotta save the princess (so pretty)
And we start (Star Wars)
In a galaxy far far away.
Then comes (Star Wars)
Empire rebels on the way.
And here comes (Star Wars)
Obi-Wan come save the day!
Here we go (Star Wars)
Vader…. take it away.
Troopers hit your hallelujah (gun)
Droids hit your hallelujah (beep)
Wookies hit your hallelujah (rrrrrr)
Oh may the force be with ya!
May the force be with ya!
May the force be with ya!
Yoda knows just what we got.
Don’t believe him, just watch.
‘Fore we start
Let me tell y’all a little something.
Lightsaber slice you up,
Lightsaber slice you up (back me up now, y’all).
Lightsaber slice you up,
Lightsaber slice you up……….THIS ONE’S FOR THAT….
Boy: You’re a really huge fan. With all that nerd knowledge, do you think you could just try and summarize the first six movies before we go in?
Yoda: Do or do not. There is no try.
lets start at the very begining.....Lyndee
Anakin Skywalker--Mama Day
Stranded on the desert planet Tatooine after rescuing young Queen Amidala from the impending invasion of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi and his Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn discover nine-year-old Anakin Skywalker, a young slave unusually strong in the Force.
pod racing--(
Life is a Highway
Anakin wins a thrilling Podrace and with it his freedom as he leaves his home to be trained as a Jedi. The heroes return to Naboo where Anakin and the Queen face massive invasion forces while the two Jedi contend with a deadly foe named Darth Maul.
SCENE DARTH MAUL
Only then do they realize the invasion is merely the first step in a sinister scheme by the re-emergent forces of darkness known as the Sith.
pod racing--(
Life is a Highway
Anakin wins a thrilling Podrace and with it his freedom as he leaves his home to be trained as a Jedi. The heroes return to Naboo where Anakin and the Queen face massive invasion forces while the two Jedi contend with a deadly foe named Darth Maul.
SCENE DARTH MAUL
Only then do they realize the invasion is merely the first step in a sinister scheme by the re-emergent forces of darkness known as the Sith.
Ten years after the invasion of Naboo, the galaxy is on the brink of civil war. Under the leadership of a renegade Jedi named Count Dooku, thousands of solar systems threaten to break away from the Galactic Republic.
SCENE DOOKU
When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, twenty-year-old Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her. In the course of his mission, Anakin discovers his love for Padmé
Love story--Sadie Merkley
Stay with me (Anakin and Padame Love song)
It's true I'm the only one to take a stand
But I still need you because I'm just a man
These fights never seem to go to plan
I don't want you to leave when you hold my hand
Oh won't you stay with me
Cuz you're all I need
This is love it's clear to see
But Annie stay with me
Why is this so hard for you to do
Is it so hard for you to try something new
And I know you're scared for this to work
But will you stay with me so it doesn't hurt
Oh won't you stay with me
Cuz you're all I need
This is love it's clear to see
So annie (padmay) stay with me
as well as his own darker side.
Kill the Tusken Raiders
I have often feared of my mother's fate
Where'd she go and is she waiting for me?
Oh raiders will pay when they see me slay
and a voice keeps saying this is what I have to do.
I will kill them all, they'll be non-existent
I will fight my way, Jedis cannot stop me.
I know every kill, will be such a thrill
When I kill every last Tusken Raider
I am on my way, I will watch them bleed
I don't care how old, they're all going to die
I know every stroke, against their throat
blood will gush and i will have lots of fun.
Soon, Anakin, Padmé, and Obi-Wan Kenobi are drawn into the heart of the Separatist movement and the beginning of the Clone Wars.
I think i'm a clone now
SCENE DOOKU
When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, twenty-year-old Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her. In the course of his mission, Anakin discovers his love for Padmé
Love story--Sadie Merkley
Stay with me (Anakin and Padame Love song)
It's true I'm the only one to take a stand
But I still need you because I'm just a man
These fights never seem to go to plan
I don't want you to leave when you hold my hand
Oh won't you stay with me
Cuz you're all I need
This is love it's clear to see
But Annie stay with me
Why is this so hard for you to do
Is it so hard for you to try something new
And I know you're scared for this to work
But will you stay with me so it doesn't hurt
Oh won't you stay with me
Cuz you're all I need
This is love it's clear to see
So annie (padmay) stay with me
as well as his own darker side.
Kill the Tusken Raiders
I have often feared of my mother's fate
Where'd she go and is she waiting for me?
Oh raiders will pay when they see me slay
and a voice keeps saying this is what I have to do.
I will kill them all, they'll be non-existent
I will fight my way, Jedis cannot stop me.
I know every kill, will be such a thrill
When I kill every last Tusken Raider
I am on my way, I will watch them bleed
I don't care how old, they're all going to die
I know every stroke, against their throat
blood will gush and i will have lots of fun.
Soon, Anakin, Padmé, and Obi-Wan Kenobi are drawn into the heart of the Separatist movement and the beginning of the Clone Wars.
I think i'm a clone now
Years after the onset of the Clone Wars, the noble Jedi Knights lead a massive clone army into a galaxy-wide battle against the Separatists.
BRIEFING FOR BATTLE AT UTAPAU
Setting: Scene opens on a briefing room, probably aboard a republic space ship. Clones are sitting around the room, on the floor or on crates or benches. A few are playing a game, some are cleaning weapons, and two are wrestling in the corner. After a few seconds, obi wan comes in. All clones stand up to attention.
Obi Wan: At ease.
(The clones all sit back down, but now they’re paying attention.)
Okay men, we’ve located General Grievous on the planet of Utapau on the outer rim. That’s where we’re headed.
(Some of the clones groan, all seem a little surprised.)
Clone 1: Sir, I thought we were going to the rear.
Clone 2: Yeah! I heard we were getting weekend passes to the Disneyland on Coruscant!
Obi Wan: Sorry men, this is more important than you getting rest. The republic is more worried about winning the war so ACTUAL people can rest.
(All clones are at least a little miffed at this statement, but they say nothing.)
Like I said, we’re invading Utapau. First off, it’s got lots of really big, deep pits. We’re expecting to lose about 50% of you to falling in these.
(clones all seem really surprised.)
Clone 3: Fifty percent sir!?
Obi Wan: Yes. Um, half of you raise your hands.
(half of the clones raise their hands)
Yep, you (indicating to those with hands raised) will all fall off a cliff. Some of them have water in the bottom that could catch your fall. (clones look slightly relieved) But the water is acidic and you’ll probably get burnt up if you land in it. (Obi Wan pauses for a second as the clones take in this bleak news.) Now, the enemy is stationed in the caves on the sides of these pits. Our gunships will fly into the pits and let you off at the mouths of the caves. (Clones seem impressed with the plan.) We are expecting to lose another 25% of you when your gunships get blasted out of the sky trying to drop you off. (The clones are not impressed anymore.) The remaining 25% will be badly outnumbered fighting in an unfamiliar place, but we will win through your will power. Oh, and I’m going in early to try and take out General Grievous, so you won’t have a Jedi with you. In the end, it is estimated that only 3% of you will leave alive, but hey, that three percent will have quite a story to tell!
(The clones all seem very appalled at this point. One nervous clone speaks up.)
Clone 4: Sir, do you think I’ll be one of the 3%?
Obi Wan: Uh, nope. I had a dream last night in which General Grievous ran you over with a supped up unicycle go kart.
Clone 5: Sir! Our chances can’t be that bad. Can they?
Obi Wan: Yes, they can! I asked C-3PO to calculate the chance of survival. I was actually surprised! (The clones see a bit of hope.) He said it was one in a billion. (The hope is gone.) In conclusion, I hope you’ve paid your life insurance. That’s all men. I’ll see you on Utapau.
(he begins walking off)
Well, at least one or two of you.
(Obi Wan exits)
Clone 5: Yeah, that was the worst briefing ever. If the opportunity presents itself during the battle, I say we shoot him.
When the sinister Sith unveil a thousand-year-old plot to rule the galaxy, the Republic crumbles and from its ashes rises the evil Galactic Empire.
Jedi hero Anakin Skywalker is seduced by the dark side of the Force
D-A-R-K
Young man, if you're filled with dark rage
I said, young man, if all your loved ones are dead
I said, young man, we've got a place for you
Just come join the dark side crew
Young man, we'll make X wings explode
I said, young man, we're surrounded by clones
I said, young man, we'll break through Jedi's bones
Just come join the dark side crew
Come be a part of the D A R K
You know what's coming next S I D E
We have light sabers here
And we're striking fear
Into every child's heart
Young man, come be a part of our team
I said, young man, we make the Jedi scream
I said, young man, we fulfill all of our dreams
By being rulers of the galaxy
Young man, if you think your on board
I said, young man, to become a sith lord
I said, young man, get a maniacal laugh like this
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
We're going to get rid of all the J E D I
Because we are the S I T H yeah
Something lyrics and words
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ,blah....
All you need to know is we're the bad guys
*fading out/exiting*
Come be a part of the D A R K
You know what's coming next S I D E....
to become the Emperor's new apprentice -- Darth Vader.
(In the Galactic Senate Meeting)
Darth Trump: “I have come to you with a troubling matter. We have had too many illegal immigrants. And those illegal immigrants are what we know today as Ewoks. Just know when we ship them back we will build us a wall between the two planets so that we know for sure that the illegal Ewoks will not be able to come back. Now I know what you're thinking. How are we going to pay for this we are just the good old Naboo. We don't have enough credits to pay for a giant wall to go between our two planets. I have a simple answer for you. We will make the illegal Ewoks pay for is all. And that will make the money that it will take to get them out of the Holy Land. Now I know that some of the Ewoks are good people but most of them are bad creatures. My father would be proud of this decision you see I wasn't always rich. But thank the Lord I was good looking. When I was young I was poor. my father gave me a small loan of a billion credits. And I survived. And so will this great planet of Naboo. God bless this galaxy”
Random Senate Person: “Sit down, Trump. No, that’s enough. And now a word from our supreme chancellor, Chancellor Palpatine.”
Palpatine/Darth Sidius: “Is this thing..? Okay, yeah. We’re the Empire now.”
(Awkward silence)
Darth Trump: “Do I still get to build my wall?”
Palpatine/Darth Sidius: “Um, yeah. Sure
(Trump claps slowly, get faster.)
CONFRONTATION
Narrator: ”When Anakin changes, terrible sins are committed. He entered the padawan training room and killed them all.”
(Everyone has sock puppets on their hands)
Sock Puppet 1: “Master Anakin, what’s going on?”
(Anakin violently rips off sock puppet one)
*ALL SOCK PUPPETS GASP*
(Anakin engages his lightsaber and starts pulling off other socks)
SOCKS: “NO, PLEASE! MASTER!! WHY?????? *INTENSE SCREAMS AND YELLS*”
*Anakin takes a deep sigh with a super creepy smile*
(Dead puppets all over the floor)
Yoda: "What in the heck, did happen?" (looking at dead sock puppets)
Obi-Wan: "I don't understand."
Yoda: "Much pain and suffering Anakin has caused."
The Jedi are decimated, as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Master Yoda are forced into hiding.
Yoda (To Obi-Wan): "Failed, I have...In hiding we must go."
The only hope for the galaxy are Anakin's own offspring -- the twin children born in secrecy who will grow up to become heroes.
SCENE
All about the Base
Hello Vader
Nineteen years after the formation of the Empire, Luke Skywalker is thrust into the struggle of the Rebel Alliance when he meets Obi-Wan Kenobi, who has lived for years in seclusion on the desert planet of Tatooine. Obi-Wan begins Luke's Jedi training as Luke joins him on a daring mission to rescue the beautiful Rebel leader Princess Leia from the clutches of the evil Empire. Although Obi-Wan sacrifices himself in a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader, his former apprentice, Luke proves that the Force is with him by destroying the Empire's dreaded Death Star.
Two clones walk into the cantina and start discussing how hard their life is while completely wasted on root beer.
Stormtrooper 1 nudges Stormtrooper 2; who is face down on the counter. 2 Recoils
Stormtrooper 2: Hey man! What's you're problem?
Stormtrooper 1: Sorry brother!.. Whew, I thought you were dead!
Stormtrooper 2: Well, the fact that I'm wearing my armor probably didn't help. This stuff is worse than carbonite when it comes to mobility.
*Short silence*
Stormtrooper 2 ponders for just a second: You know, there's one thing I've noticed. We wear full body armor, all the time, everywhere, yet we still go down with one shot. I mean, they're sending us against guys with light sabers. And what do they give us to fend for ourselves? Glorified laser pointers. What kinda low budget are we running on? We're wearing plastic for Jaba's sake!!"
Stormtrooper 1: Right? And who chose white? How am I supposed to eat my order of ribs in this thing?
Stormtrooper 2 agrees without thinking what's been said all the way through: Right! (Short pause) ... We all look exactly the same. How's a clone gonna express himself? We're the definition of action figures. Just life size mirrors of each other manufactured identically for the explicit purpose of pulling a trigger. What I wouldn't do to become my own kind of person; maybe even one that others would clone! We're lead by the only real individual we know. Look at Vader. He gets a BLACK suit!!
Stormtrooper 1: And don't forget all the buttons and dials on it!!
Stormtrooper 2: Yeah, he is stylin'!! That suit must've cost him a fortune!
Stormtrooper 1: I actually heard it cost him an arm and leg.
Everyone laughs at the pun when Vader walks in. Silence and creepy breathing fills the air.
Survey--mean girls--Raygan
Part of your world
Two clones walk into the cantina and start discussing how hard their life is while completely wasted on root beer.
Stormtrooper 1 nudges Stormtrooper 2; who is face down on the counter. 2 Recoils
Stormtrooper 2: Hey man! What's you're problem?
Stormtrooper 1: Sorry brother!.. Whew, I thought you were dead!
Stormtrooper 2: Well, the fact that I'm wearing my armor probably didn't help. This stuff is worse than carbonite when it comes to mobility.
*Short silence*
Stormtrooper 2 ponders for just a second: You know, there's one thing I've noticed. We wear full body armor, all the time, everywhere, yet we still go down with one shot. I mean, they're sending us against guys with light sabers. And what do they give us to fend for ourselves? Glorified laser pointers. What kinda low budget are we running on? We're wearing plastic for Jaba's sake!!"
Stormtrooper 1: Right? And who chose white? How am I supposed to eat my order of ribs in this thing?
Stormtrooper 2 agrees without thinking what's been said all the way through: Right! (Short pause) ... We all look exactly the same. How's a clone gonna express himself? We're the definition of action figures. Just life size mirrors of each other manufactured identically for the explicit purpose of pulling a trigger. What I wouldn't do to become my own kind of person; maybe even one that others would clone! We're lead by the only real individual we know. Look at Vader. He gets a BLACK suit!!
Stormtrooper 1: And don't forget all the buttons and dials on it!!
Stormtrooper 2: Yeah, he is stylin'!! That suit must've cost him a fortune!
Stormtrooper 1: I actually heard it cost him an arm and leg.
Everyone laughs at the pun when Vader walks in. Silence and creepy breathing fills the air.
Survey--mean girls--Raygan
Part of your world
After the destruction of the Death Star, Imperial forces continue to pursue the Rebels. After the Rebellion's defeat on the ice planet Hoth, Luke journeys to the planet Dagobah to train with Jedi Master Yoda, who has lived in hiding since the fall of the Republic. In an attempt to convert Luke to the dark side, Darth Vader lures young Skywalker into a trap in the Cloud City of Bespin. In the midst of a fierce lightsaber duel with the Sith Lord, Luke faces the startling revelation that the evil Vader is in fact his father, Anakin Skywalker
Right of the Jedi (tune of eye of the tiger) DYLANS COMMENT---1st, 3rd, and chorus....(Verse 1)
Time to train with all of my might
I'm on the run from the dark side
Lookin' for Yoda
Still don't know how to fight
Now I'm stuck here with R2D2 (R2 screams)
(Verse 2)
So many times I came face to face
With a certain death warrant
Didn't let it get to me-
Just kept up the pace
And I prayed that I might just survive
(Chorus)
It's my right as a Jedi
To master the force
Rising up just to overthrow
The dark side
And the last Jedi warrior
Trains me all through the night
Cuz' he tells me that this is my
Right as a Jedi
(Verse 3)
Face to face with young padawan
Quite strong Luke is getting
Train hard he must
From dusk until dawn
Do or do not the-re is no-o try
(Chorus)
(Verse 4)
I have trained with all of my might worked really hard even ate right
Went the distance
Now I know how to fight
Just a man and his really old friend
(Chorus)
The Vader Theme songs with Kazoos ----Sadie
Darth Vader RAP
Darth Vader: Revenge of the Sith, get up, what it is what it does what is it what it isn’t. Looking for a better way to ruin someone’s day instead of sending all these troopers when they can’t even aim. Hey! Get up! Man, Sith Lord walking, little bit of trouble little bit of violence. Somewhere between like Darth Maul and Dooku. I blow up one planet and y’all cry “boo hoo!” Yup. Bad, moon walking, this here is my Death Star. My posse’s blown up Alderaan, and we did it for fun. Grown to it, I shed my skin and turn Darth Vader and throw back everything I remember, yeah, and yet I’m on. Let that saber light go and shine on down, got that Darth Vader suit game that took over my style. Luke, stay on my craft and stick around for a while, just put on my shoes and walk around for a mile, trust me. With me L-I-G-H-T-S-A-B-E-R-S straight hustler, killing things since I was fourteen with the force that’s crushin, halfway cross the planet with that x-wing, next thing, trustin Luke is out here. He can’t tell that I’m bluffin’, take it from the people, destroy the whole country. Luke is out here. He can’t tell that I’m bluffin’, take it from the people, destroy the whole country.
Stormtroopers: Can we go back? This is our moment. Tonight is the night we fight for the dark side so we put our hands up so Darth Vader won’t choke us. So Darth Vader won’t choke us. X2
Luke: Umm, I can’t kick it thank you, yeah, you’re way too hateful. I grew up, and I leaned some new stunts but that’s what happens when Yoda trains you. Y’all can’t stop me, I go hard like I got an R2 in my heartbeat, and you’re fleeing at my peak ‘cause you got a lot of greed and there’s no way I won’t succeed. Yeah! Got it blown up. Done. That’s how I fly. Look at the galaxy, a place where it’s not safe to roam, Vader will make you a believer, I never ever did this for a throne. That validation comes from giving it back to the people. Yeah. Face to face and it goes like, raise those sabers, this is our battle. I came here to fight right like everything mattered. I got my buddies right behind me, if I fail, they got me then from that failure gain ability and then we keep marching ourselves.
Stormtroopers: Can we go back? This is our moment. Tonight is the night we fight for the dark side so we put our hands up so Darth Vader won’t choke us. So Darth Vader won’t choke us. X2
Break
Stormtroopers: Can we go back? This is our moment. Tonight is the night we fight for the dark side so we put our hands up so Darth Vader won’t choke us. So Darth Vader won’t choke us. X2
I can't feel my face--arm---William
Right of the Jedi (tune of eye of the tiger) DYLANS COMMENT---1st, 3rd, and chorus....(Verse 1)
Time to train with all of my might
I'm on the run from the dark side
Lookin' for Yoda
Still don't know how to fight
Now I'm stuck here with R2D2 (R2 screams)
(Verse 2)
So many times I came face to face
With a certain death warrant
Didn't let it get to me-
Just kept up the pace
And I prayed that I might just survive
(Chorus)
It's my right as a Jedi
To master the force
Rising up just to overthrow
The dark side
And the last Jedi warrior
Trains me all through the night
Cuz' he tells me that this is my
Right as a Jedi
(Verse 3)
Face to face with young padawan
Quite strong Luke is getting
Train hard he must
From dusk until dawn
Do or do not the-re is no-o try
(Chorus)
(Verse 4)
I have trained with all of my might worked really hard even ate right
Went the distance
Now I know how to fight
Just a man and his really old friend
(Chorus)
The Vader Theme songs with Kazoos ----Sadie
Darth Vader RAP
Darth Vader: Revenge of the Sith, get up, what it is what it does what is it what it isn’t. Looking for a better way to ruin someone’s day instead of sending all these troopers when they can’t even aim. Hey! Get up! Man, Sith Lord walking, little bit of trouble little bit of violence. Somewhere between like Darth Maul and Dooku. I blow up one planet and y’all cry “boo hoo!” Yup. Bad, moon walking, this here is my Death Star. My posse’s blown up Alderaan, and we did it for fun. Grown to it, I shed my skin and turn Darth Vader and throw back everything I remember, yeah, and yet I’m on. Let that saber light go and shine on down, got that Darth Vader suit game that took over my style. Luke, stay on my craft and stick around for a while, just put on my shoes and walk around for a mile, trust me. With me L-I-G-H-T-S-A-B-E-R-S straight hustler, killing things since I was fourteen with the force that’s crushin, halfway cross the planet with that x-wing, next thing, trustin Luke is out here. He can’t tell that I’m bluffin’, take it from the people, destroy the whole country. Luke is out here. He can’t tell that I’m bluffin’, take it from the people, destroy the whole country.
Stormtroopers: Can we go back? This is our moment. Tonight is the night we fight for the dark side so we put our hands up so Darth Vader won’t choke us. So Darth Vader won’t choke us. X2
Luke: Umm, I can’t kick it thank you, yeah, you’re way too hateful. I grew up, and I leaned some new stunts but that’s what happens when Yoda trains you. Y’all can’t stop me, I go hard like I got an R2 in my heartbeat, and you’re fleeing at my peak ‘cause you got a lot of greed and there’s no way I won’t succeed. Yeah! Got it blown up. Done. That’s how I fly. Look at the galaxy, a place where it’s not safe to roam, Vader will make you a believer, I never ever did this for a throne. That validation comes from giving it back to the people. Yeah. Face to face and it goes like, raise those sabers, this is our battle. I came here to fight right like everything mattered. I got my buddies right behind me, if I fail, they got me then from that failure gain ability and then we keep marching ourselves.
Stormtroopers: Can we go back? This is our moment. Tonight is the night we fight for the dark side so we put our hands up so Darth Vader won’t choke us. So Darth Vader won’t choke us. X2
Break
Stormtroopers: Can we go back? This is our moment. Tonight is the night we fight for the dark side so we put our hands up so Darth Vader won’t choke us. So Darth Vader won’t choke us. X2
I can't feel my face--arm---William
In the epic conclusion of the saga, the Empire prepares to crush the Rebellion with a more powerful Death Star while the Rebel fleet mounts a massive attack on the space station. Luke Skywalker confronts his father Darth Vader in a final climactic duel before the evil Emperor. In the last second, Vader makes a momentous choice: he destroys the Emperor and saves his son. The Empire is finally defeated, the Sith are destroyed, and Anakin Skywalker is thus redeemed. At long last, freedom is restored to the galaxy.
L: Nice to meet you where you been
D: I can show you incredible things,
I was trained by qui gon jinn
L: Saw you there and I thought, “oh my gosh, is that my dad?
Gotta say, I’m kinda mad,
Cause lets be real, you chopped off my hand
Oh no
D: New body, suit and TIE
Fighter we could fly around Tattoine
Ain’t it funny rumors fly,
And I know you’ve heard about me
But hey, I’m your dad
The way I see it you should be glad
Grab your hand… And my hand
I can make the Jedi Sith for a weekend
So you’re coming to the Death Star
Or I’m shooting you down in flames
L: Dude you must not be sober,
I’ll never go that way
I’ve got some friends on Endor
They’re counting on me to stay
Cause you know I’m with the Rebels,
And you’re gonna pay
D: Luke you’re young and you’re reckless,
You’re taking this way too far,
Son you’re making me restless
And I know this sounds bizarre
But the dark side is the best side of all the sides there are
The Sith got a blank space, baby
And we’ll write your name
Big ships, marching guys
We destroy when the fight bell rings
We all know the good guy dies
On the orders of Palpatine
We’ll find out what you want
Blow it up, like Alderaan
And the worst is yet to come, oh yeah
Got a bunch of Sith lords
Who can make all the tables turn
Darth Maul, the dude with horns
And Duku got you stressing like,
“Oh my gosh, who’s this dude?
He just killed Mace Windu”
And we’ll come back
Each time we’re beat
Cause the dark side is a nightmare blowing up the Y-Wings
L: Are you almost done yet?
Cause I’m done playing games
can your speech just be over
I’ve got a moon to save
Maybe you were once a Jedi,
But now you’re just insane
Cuz while the force is freakin awesome,
The Dark Side is lame
The Empire is evil,
They’ve taken things way too far
The rebels may seem small
And weaker than Jar Jar,
But our cause is gonna end you,
Beat you at your own game,
Were coming after Sith lords, baby,
And I’ll write your name
D: The Rebels are getting freakin butchered
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you
Your crew is gonna get tortured
Because you didn’t, cause you didn’t join us!
So you’re coming to the Death Star (Are you almost done yet?)
Or I’m shooting you down in flames (Cause I’m done playing games)
I’m not a Stormtrooper, (Can your speech just be over?)
I’ve got way better aim (I’ve got a moon to save)
I’m gonna destroy Endor, (I’ve got some friends on Endor)
Whether or not you stay, (Theyre counting on me to stay)
Cause I know you’re with the rebels (Cause you know I’m with the rebles)
And you’re gonna pay (And you’re gonna pay)
Luke you’re young and your reckless (The Empire is evil)
You’re taking this way too far (They’ve taken things way too far)
Son you’re making me restless, (The rebels may seem small)
And I know this sounds bazaar, (And weaker than Jar Jar)
But the dark side is the best side (But our cause is gonna end you)
Of all the sides there are (Beat you at your own game)
The Sith got a blank space baby, (We’re coming after Sith Lords baby)
And we’ll write your name (And I’ll write your name)
L: Nice to meet you where you been
D: I can show you incredible things,
I was trained by qui gon jinn
L: Saw you there and I thought, “oh my gosh, is that my dad?
Gotta say, I’m kinda mad,
Cause lets be real, you chopped off my hand
Oh no
D: New body, suit and TIE
Fighter we could fly around Tattoine
Ain’t it funny rumors fly,
And I know you’ve heard about me
But hey, I’m your dad
The way I see it you should be glad
Grab your hand… And my hand
I can make the Jedi Sith for a weekend
So you’re coming to the Death Star
Or I’m shooting you down in flames
L: Dude you must not be sober,
I’ll never go that way
I’ve got some friends on Endor
They’re counting on me to stay
Cause you know I’m with the Rebels,
And you’re gonna pay
D: Luke you’re young and you’re reckless,
You’re taking this way too far,
Son you’re making me restless
And I know this sounds bizarre
But the dark side is the best side of all the sides there are
The Sith got a blank space, baby
And we’ll write your name
Big ships, marching guys
We destroy when the fight bell rings
We all know the good guy dies
On the orders of Palpatine
We’ll find out what you want
Blow it up, like Alderaan
And the worst is yet to come, oh yeah
Got a bunch of Sith lords
Who can make all the tables turn
Darth Maul, the dude with horns
And Duku got you stressing like,
“Oh my gosh, who’s this dude?
He just killed Mace Windu”
And we’ll come back
Each time we’re beat
Cause the dark side is a nightmare blowing up the Y-Wings
L: Are you almost done yet?
Cause I’m done playing games
can your speech just be over
I’ve got a moon to save
Maybe you were once a Jedi,
But now you’re just insane
Cuz while the force is freakin awesome,
The Dark Side is lame
The Empire is evil,
They’ve taken things way too far
The rebels may seem small
And weaker than Jar Jar,
But our cause is gonna end you,
Beat you at your own game,
Were coming after Sith lords, baby,
And I’ll write your name
D: The Rebels are getting freakin butchered
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you
Your crew is gonna get tortured
Because you didn’t, cause you didn’t join us!
So you’re coming to the Death Star (Are you almost done yet?)
Or I’m shooting you down in flames (Cause I’m done playing games)
I’m not a Stormtrooper, (Can your speech just be over?)
I’ve got way better aim (I’ve got a moon to save)
I’m gonna destroy Endor, (I’ve got some friends on Endor)
Whether or not you stay, (Theyre counting on me to stay)
Cause I know you’re with the rebels (Cause you know I’m with the rebles)
And you’re gonna pay (And you’re gonna pay)
Luke you’re young and your reckless (The Empire is evil)
You’re taking this way too far (They’ve taken things way too far)
Son you’re making me restless, (The rebels may seem small)
And I know this sounds bazaar, (And weaker than Jar Jar)
But the dark side is the best side (But our cause is gonna end you)
Of all the sides there are (Beat you at your own game)
The Sith got a blank space baby, (We’re coming after Sith Lords baby)
And we’ll write your name (And I’ll write your name)
